1.The Not So White Rabbit
O' my fur and whiskers!
Would some good fellow throw me some scissors？
Cheshire said curiosity killed：-
And I shall kill this fool of dreaming nonsense.
With her curiouser and curiouser.
No invite to present just plunging into my rabbit hole.
Well allow me to teach you a lesson incompetent little mole.
So it would appear I have found myself a stalker,
Chasing my every hop along unknowing of its slaughter.
Stalker this way! For we're so terribly late.
I'm late for a most important date,
The clock is ticking for a most important date.
O' what fun we'll have now you've taken so well to me,
I've chosen the finest cup and saucer for the finest cup of tea.
(Do apologise there is only Tetley!)
And for your headless fate, the most befitting plate.
My pocket watch is ticking for a ripping game of croquet.
The hatter is more intelligent to know：
That down the rabbit's hole is not a place to go.
For at the end my red queen awaits in anger,
To sign, seal and deliver my long eared crimson splendour.
O' my fur and whiskers!
It's shrieking with fun.
Dreamers follow me always into thus my rabbit run.
It is not a dream at all, but an utterly handsome nightmare,
Those who know me well know I'm the lunatic：-
'Tis not the March Hare.
You shall find out soon enough, leading those to danger is a
habit.
Through laughter I wail, with a deathly shake of the tail.
Behold! For I am, the not so white rabbit：-
And allow me to apologise for I think I just ate your Alice.
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